i weighed myself for the first time in months and i weigh 165 pounds

a few months ago i remember being 200 im odee confused

ive been hearing so many bangers playing out of passing cars and i never get the name of the song its so annoying

chinon:

I want lip injections and my eyes removed.

chinon:

I want lip injections and my eyes removed.

magictransistor:

Christoffel van Sichem II The Younger, Memento Mori (The Boy In The Skeleton), ca. 1650.

magictransistor:

Christoffel van Sichem II The Younger, Memento Mori (The Boy In The Skeleton), ca. 1650.

unfollowfriday:

leaving the house with new clothes on

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Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

bout to look at some labor day memes and post my findings

drake was really hitting that grandpa jig when he attempted to do the schmoney dance

would u rather fight sasuke or naruto

beinggigantic:

kakuzu:

things to remember:
- sasuke has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his older brother
- because of narutos exposure to rap music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable

this is the most blatant post stealing I’ve ever seen